derinthescarletpescatarian:
transgenderkris:
ok also michael’s plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if he’d just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy they’re self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from ‘wait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?’ and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words he’s never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss
Also Chidi would get over his emotional crisis re: having a dude as his soulmate, talk himself into the idea that he’s super attracted to Jason, and then Jason would open his mouth for the first time and Chidi would learn what kind of man he actually is. Just ongoing crisis after crisis interrupted by the constant high-stress parties that their incredibly insecure and passive aggressive neighbours keep throwing. Michael was such a fool.
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derinthescarletpescatarian:
transgenderkris:
ok also michael’s plan to torture them for a thousand years wouldve worked if he’d just paired chidi and jason together and eleanor and tahani together as soul mates. eleanor and tahani.. hoo boy they’re self-explanatory but chidi and jason? chidi would have broken down day 1 from ‘wait my soulmate is a man? im attracted to men? wait is it homophobic of me to be surprised that my soulmate is a man? am i bisexual? am i gay? oh my god is that why none of my girlfriends worked out? did i lead women on bc i was too homophobic to realise my own sexuality? have i been in denial my whole life?’ and jason would have to contend with a beautiful jacked academic begging him for wisdom using words he’s never heard before in his life. and then they (chidi+jason and eleanor+tahani) kiss
Also Chidi would get over his emotional crisis re: having a dude as his soulmate, talk himself into the idea that he’s super attracted to Jason, and then Jason would open his mouth for the first time and Chidi would learn what kind of man he actually is. Just ongoing crisis after crisis interrupted by the constant high-stress parties that their incredibly insecure and passive aggressive neighbours keep throwing. Michael was such a fool.
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